Saturday, October 19, 2013

Adventures in Milk; Also Known As: Epic Failures in Culinary Pursuits

Mid-September through Mid-October


So I recall posting a while ago that I was absolutely delighted to find out that making my own cheese was actually quite simple. I love cheese. If I could eat one food for the rest of my (most likely very short, due to subsequent high cholesterol) life, it would be cheese. I just love, love, love it.

On one of my jaunts across the internet, I discovered that by simply adding vinegar to milk, one can make cheese. Basically vinegar—or even an acid like lime juice—separates the curds and whey (Hey! I know what curds and whey are now! Little Miss Muffet makes so much more sense!)  I haven’t really tried it over the past year, because my fridge had been terribly unreliable. Once I tried it with powdered milk. And it tasted like powdered milk. Ugh. And I don’t even buy the good kind. Plus, there was one time that I did buy real milk, and all that happened, was that it was really expensive, and gave me terrible intestinal problems.

Now, there are a lot of Peul (also called Fulbe, Pulaar, and Fulani) in Northern Benin. In fact they are spread out through a lot of West Africa; there are even Peul in Senegal (my host brother, Aziz, is Peul). They are so far spread out, because their traditional occupation has been—and still is—herding cattle. This means, of course that they must be migratory. So anyway, there are a lot of Peul villages around Kérou, and every day, women walk into town to sell the milk. It’s weird for me, because they sell “today’s milk” and “yesterday’s milk”. The milk from the previous few days, looks nice and curdled, but people just add it to their porridge-looking meal, and eat it right up. So I guess it’s safe? Safe-ish? When I bought the “today’s milk” originally, a long time ago, it was a non-market day, and I bought it at this area kind of close to my house. It cost me 60 cents for a half-liter (just over 2 cups), which Pierre said was really expensive. And I was disappointed, because that meant it was almost as expensive as boxed milk (pretty much like the gallon jugs we buy in the states, except this milk doesn’t have to be refrigerated until the box is opened). But at $1.50/liter (that’s $5.68/gallon), I decided it’s way out of my Peace Corps budget, for a regular basis.

So fast forward to a few weeks ago, when I finally went to the actual 4-day market. There is always a group of Fulani women selling the milk, and a girl there helped me explain what I wanted (the Fulani, living in their even more remote villages, speak even less French than the Bariba). I got my half-liter filled up for 40 cents, and that was overflowing! I was so excited. I hurried home and boiled the milk, then added the vinegar, and VOILA! Cheese! Not the creamy, American or Velveeta or Brie, but apparently like Indian Paneer cheese or “Queso Fresco”. However, I wasn’t entirely satisfied, because I kind of had this idea that the vinegar gave it this off-taste, although it’s entirely possible that I was imagining that. Furthermore, I had read in Mark Bittman’s “How to Cook Everything” (and no, that title is not an exaggeration. It’s an incredible book) that cheese would be best made with buttermilk.

So now I have a quest to find out how to get buttermilk. Jumping to my handy-dandy new smartphone, I find out that a good buttermilk substitution was milk and vinegar. WAY AHEAD OF YOU, but thanks. So fail.

But THEN, I stumbled across a website explaining how to make butter at home. BUTTER. And—here’s the best part—when you make butter, what it leaves behind is buttermilk. How perfect is that, RIGHT!?

Then I start thinking about how when I was young, my school would take us to Rose Hill Manor, a historical plantation in Frederick. They’d show us around, going, back in these times, people had to pop popcorn with fire… “What, how do you pop popcorn without a microwave?” I thought at the time. Now if I want popcorn, it’s over my gas stove. Then they’d show us sugar cubes, saying that back in the day, people had their sugar imported from Europe in cube form (yep, that’s what I get here in Benin! Sugar cubes by the box). Another thing was a big container where people would let the milk sit, and let all the cream rise to the top. Then they would skim the cream off, and throw everything else out, because apparently skim milk is infested with demons, or bad luck, or something. Then they would make butter with their fancy churn, and so on.

So I’ve basically just accepted that I’m living in Colonial America. I’m pretty sure my Uncle Ken said that on one of my blog posts almost a year ago, but I was like, “Pffft, that’s ridiculous. People have cell phones here. Cell phones didn’t exist in Colonial America. Check. Mate.” So I think for the first time ever, I will admit to my uncle that he was maybe a little bit right. I am living in Colonial America. With a smartphone. :) I mean, it’s way, way more complicated than that, especially from a development standpoint. Because it’s not the Benin is UN-developed, it’s that it’s been systematically UNDER-developed to the benefit of Western nations. So when I say I live in Colonial America, I don’t want you to get the impression that given a few hundred years, Benin will begin to look like Modern America. Development isn’t linear, and Benin is stunted in its development because of its historical and current (economic) relationship to the rest of the world. I think that’s really, really important to remember. But I guess in terms of living conditions, there is a lot that is the same, such as lack of indoor plumbing, a large focus on agriculture, farm animals everywhere, dirt roads, food so much more dependent on seasons… OH, and I remember reading in Felicity’s (the American Girl Doll from Colonial Times) book about her playing this game with a wooden hoop, where basically, you use a stick to push and guide the hoop as it rolls and you run along beside. And guess what? So many kids here do that!!! (except with more modern bike tires or something) It’s so bizarre.

[On a somewhat related note, I wrote to my grandmother, GW, about my intentions to make butter, and she wrote back that she actually remembered her mom skimming the cream from milk—delivered by the milkman—and making butter. So I guess this means my grandmother actually lived in colonial America too. She’s definitely aged well, considering.

(Hmm…delivery. I should get some economic development going, and teach Peuls about the beauty of home delivery. Everyone could have fresh milk at their door every morning…)]


It is interesting, though, to think about the different foods that developed here versus Europe/America. I was talking with a German volunteer, and we discussed how the reality of having winter meant that we had to develop ways of storing food… from sausages to canning, drying, and excessive uses of salt etc. Whereas here, technically one can grow things all year-round…as long as you have some sort of water source. On the other hand, with all this heat, it’s much harder to preserve things. I remember also from the Rose Hill Manor that people—obviously, this is only people rich enough to have a “manor”—would build a huge cellar, and then in the winter, cut out chunks of ice as the lakes/etc froze over, and put the ice in the cellar, so it was like one huge fridge, that would at least last through most of the summer. Clearly, that’s not an option here. But there are some projects that are trying to encourage more preservation. One volunteer was working on mango-drying, which would preserve the mangos that are so plentiful during their season that many of them go bad before they can be eaten. There was also a project through the Beninese government that taught this woman in another village down south how to can tomatoes. Tomatoes are really ideal, because they are so acidic, you don’t need much fancy equipment to can them, just plenty of boiling water. Her main problem was, however, that when she made and canned tomato sauce, people didn’t buy it because it wasn’t the bright-barnhouse-red color that tomato sauce is when you buy it in the cans from China. So there’s that…

ANYWAY, so on to my actual attempts at butter. I went and bought 1.5 liters of milk—that’s a standard water-bottle here. It’s a little less than a half-gallon, and cost me $1. I brought it home and boiled it. (Apparently cows can have tons of bacteria in their milk, including stuff that can make you have diarrhea, to stuff that can kill you. So yeah, I’m gonna boil all that milk.) This goes along successfully, and then I let it sit and cool for a while, before putting the milk into glass jars I’d cleaned out. I let them sit out on my counter for a while. It’s weird, because I’ve always had this strict idea that milk can absolutely not sit out for a long time, but I don’t think that’s entirely accurate. In the same way that people here never, ever refrigerate eggs, and they’re fine. I think there’s something about milk being pasteurized that requires it to be refrigerated… I don’t exactly know. But people in Colonial Times (currently my official go-to indicator) obviously didn’t refrigerate milk, so I think this milk would be fine. But I eventually gave into my indoctrination of milk needing to be cold, and put it all in my fridge.

I pulled it out the next day, and skimmed off the cream. Which turned out to be a very disappointing amount of cream, for all the milk I got. I was assuming half-ish of milk/cream, but only got a few tablespoons worth of the cream. The method for making butter that I read about was to put it in a jar and shake that jar for a while. So I did. I shook, and I shook and I shook. I looked like one of those people on the “shakeweight” commercials. It was very hard on my muscles, so I couldn’t keep it up for long. But over the course of the day, I probably shook that jar for a good hour total. And it just wouldn’t do it. I had this stupid cream—I actually managed to make whipping cream—but I couldn’t get the butter to separate. I started throwing the jar back and forth between my hands like one might a baseball. “JUST TURN INTO BUTTER!“ I yelled at the cream, but to no avail. The moral of that story was that I never got butter, but all of the muscles in my arms, shoulders, and upper-back hurt for the next 3 days.

I looked on my smartphone, and found a bunch of answers—some contradictory to each other. But the basic recommendation was that I should use cream that has actually sat for a few days—not just one. And it should be at room temperature—just not too hot. It recommended that I store the milk in a “cool room” and I think I laughed at that one for a while. Every single room I have is hot. I don’t have a cellar, sorry. And, oh yeah, I live in Africa. In the Sahel, just south of this huge desert you might have heard of, THE SAHARA.

So I planned on getting more milk and trying again. Letting the cream rise for a longer period of time, etc. So I went to the market and got some more milk, and put it on my stove. Then, the milk curdled right in front of my eyes! “NOOOOOO!” I yelled at the milk, which of course didn’t stop it from curdling. It actually worked out alright, because I basically created my curds and whey, so I strained out the whey, and had my cheese all ready for me, without any other steps. But this kind of ruined my long-term plans. I looked on the internets to figure out what went wrong, but basically every website said, “You’re dumb, you can’t curdle milk just by boiling it.” Umm, I’m sorry, but it just happened. I witnessed it. Wait! OMG I’ve broken the laws of milk-physics! I did finally find one site, though, that said one can curdle milk by boiling it too “vigorously”, whatever that means. But maybe they are just crazy, along with me. Plus, other sites informed me that whey can actually produce cream as well, which you can make into whey butter—different from the normal “sweet butter”.

This just makes me feel like milk is one of those dolls that never end, but just gets smaller and smaller. Like you start off with milk. Then you siphon off the cream. From that you make sweet-butter—and buttermilk (or just whipping cream if your cream is stubborn). Then you can take the skimmed milk, add the buttermilk, and voila! Cheese! But wait, there’s still whey left over. If any cream is still around from the whey, then you can make whey-butter. And from the whey, you can also make ricotta cheese! (Ricotta, apparently means something like “twice-baked”) But then there’s still whey left from that… can I make ricotta-ricotta?

It makes me wonder why humans are naturally programmed to be lactose-intolerant after infancy. Technically, only societies that developed strong herding industries—such as in Europe and West Africa—developed lactose-tolerance for the duration of their lives. But then I realize that the things milk makes—butter, cheese—are actually kind of bad for you. As in clog-up-your-arteries-and-kill-you bad for you. WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL??? Haha. I wonder, though, if maybe making things myself makes it healthier. Butter, I think it doesn’t matter. It’s cream that’s been shaken around. (Although apparently whey-butter has a lot of protein in it.) But if I skim off the cream, and use THAT to make my cheese… No, it’s not the melty-gooey kind of cheese. But that’s probably the point. I do kind of like the whole idea of not having so many processed items in my cheeses food as well. I’m not sure how that will work out back in the States, though. It’s not like I can find straight-from-the-cow milk for $2/gallon. Also, pretty sure “raw milk” is illegal in many states. Not that I’m objecting, because it’s not like I would particularly enjoy getting sick from milk. Although if I don’t get sick from my boiled raw-West-African-milk, then I’m pretty sure I’ll be fine. Whatever.

So after these attempts, I had to make trips to Natitangou, then Cotonou (for a little medical checkup. The doctors say I’m doing fine, considering). When I get back, I decide to start this whole thing up again. This time I bought the 3 liters of milk again—about $2. I come home, heat it up on the lowest heat possible. Then I put it in this large metal bowl and let it sit out covered overnight until it comes back to room temperature (and, not this does not comply with Pasturization standards, sorry I can’t make and ICE BATH to cool down the milk in Africa.) After that I put it in the fridge for two days.

I finally pull it out, and there is this glorious hunk of cream floating on the top. I probably had between 1 ½ and 2 cups of cream!

So I pull out this hand-cranked food processor I bought ages ago. I mostly got it for the blades, with intentions to make peanut butter. It turned out, however, that it didn’t exactly have the strength to make nuts into butter. However, I have used it to make delicious tomato sauces, or even smoothies, when the current decides to go out, rendering my blender useless.

BUT, the most important part is that this food-processor also came with a device to beat eggs. At first I was like, “This is so stupid, just use a fork…” but after my butter-jar fiasco, I realized that I could actually use this as a churn!!!!

So, I pulled out the cream, and plopped it into my repurposed egg-beater. And I began to whisk around the beater. It was just whipped cream, then it started to get really hard to turn. “This is it!” I think to myself, recalling the various websites that said the whipped cream becomes really hard to shake/churn JUST BEFORE it turns into butter. Then I feel the beater become easier to move, and let it swirl around a few more times before I open the lid.

And lo and behold, I open the lid and see gobs of white things swimming in what looks like skim milk. However, I ask myself, “Is this really it?” WHY DOESN’T IT LOOK BRIGHT YELLOW, AND IN SQUARE FORM??? (Apparently, Jersey cows are more likely to produce yellow-looking butter than any other cows) Plus one place I read said the butter/buttermilk should be about 50/50, and this definitely had way more butter than buttermilk. And I was expecting the buttermilk to look more like whey. So I reason I’ll give the beater a few more rounds, just to have everything properly separate.

But, as the butter gods apparently hate me, what actually happened (according to the internet) was that I beat it so much the butter and buttermilk came back together, and (again, according to the internet), this is something that cannot be undone. So there might have been stamping of feet and gnashing of teeth, plus a few choice words screamed out at my place today.

So once again, I am left with whipping cream, and nothing scrumptious like strawberries to dip in it. Le sigh.

So that’s my milk-adventures up to now. Tomorrow is market day, and I shall be buying more milk and trying again. ONE DAY, this girl will have officially made her own butter. I mean, I guess I technically have already… but whatever.


All of this culinary makes me really, really wish that I had paid a little more attention to my dad cooking. I always had aspirations for him to show me things, and he always agreed. But I was always very lazy about it. I guess I assumed he could always show me later. Actually, right after my dad’s death, my grandmother—Nanny, his mom—came over to my house to show me the recipe for my favorite dish of hers when I was growing up (a pasta/Velveeta casserole). And she sent Velveeta cheese to me, all the way in Benin, and I made it. It was so good!

But I never asked my dad if he did things like make butter or cheese, or if he watched his mom do it. From what I’ve seen on the internets, home-cheese/butter making died off in the 50s or so, so he might have missed it. All I remember about my dad and milk, was that my mom, my sisters and I all drank skim, but I think he saw Skim milk as an affront to life or something. As in it was just water colored white, and if you’re gonna drink milk, damn it, you should drink whole milk.

But more than that, I wish I had paid more attention when he was showing me how to cut meat off a bone. I was always terrible at that. (BUT DAD, I can get boneless chicken in the supermarket, duh.) Maria and I had quite the time when we had—I think—Turkey meat, and attempted to skin it and then cut it off the bone. We both just kind of looked at the meat, our knives, started hacking, pulling, etc. Then after a bit we both look at each other and go, “yeah, neither of us knows what we’re doing, do we?” Then there’s the whole cow-meat issue. I have SOME knowledge from my year working at Outback Steakhouse. I kind of know what a sirloin, tenderloin, porterhouse and t-bone steaks are (approximately). But now Maria and I sometimes plan special meals that involve beef. And we have to figure out which parts to ask for, and how to ask for them in French. I think we spent an hour trying to figure out “tenderloin”. Turns out it’s called, “REAL filet”, vs. a shortloin—an Outback steakhouse’s “Victoria’s Filet” or a “filet mignon”—which is called a “False filet” in French. I think. I’m actually still confused by this. I’m sure my dad could have very easily explained anything dealing with cow-meat and steaks. Or fish. Of course I can only get whole fish here. So I successfully managed to scale it. But I didn’t realize how the scales would fly everywhere—I’m still finding scales around my house. Then I tried to gut it (that basically worked, but GROSS) and filet it. Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail. I gave up and just shredded the fish, and pulled out as many bones as possible. Luckily Maria—being from an island (Puerto Rico), and having once dated a fisherman—actually knows how to filet a fish, so I think she’s going to show me one day.


I did have one major culinary success, however. Maria was actually lucky enough to be at the workstation when one volunteer who was COS-ing (stands for Close of Service, basically, they were leaving), and this volunteer left a hand-cranked meat grinder! We can have ground meat! Amazing! I don’t even generally eat meat anymore, but I still love me a good occasional hamburger, etc. Anyway, we decided we were done trying to figure out what the heck to call the pieces we needed (apparently, certain cuts like the brisket and chuck make better ground beef), and just go for whatever. Which was lucky, since when I arrived, all they had left were the hips, or whatever your would actually call that in proper cow-terms (Round?). So we got that, and made chili with a side of mac n cheese, and it was delicious! I think next we’re going to make beef tacos, so I’m super pumped about that.


Actual Work


So I really do things besides just cooking. Although most of my work can be summed up in: “Le sigh”.

I turned in my grant for the irrigation system. However, with all the delays, there was not enough time to review it before September 25, which is the cut-off date, so Peace Corps can process things for the fiscal year. September 26 I learned this, and subsequently learned that actually Peace Corps is upgrading to a whole new system for submitting grants, which requires all the work to be done online, making the spreadsheet I turned in useless. Oh, and the government shutdown means that I have to wait even longer for this submission form to be ready. So le sigh.

I did, however, get the chance to stop in Parakou on my way to my mid-service medical exam. And I searched around until I was brought to a vetrinarian, who can order baby chicks for me, vaccines, and all the stuff for making feed we would need for healthy chickens. This is super-exciting. I’m basically ready to turn in this grant now. Except I have to wait for the first irrigation grant to be submitted, approved, and all finished (they are both Food Security grants, and thus I can’t have both of them going at the same time). So le sigh.

However, I do have one grant-funded project going! It was actually a program a former volunteer (Thomas) had done with one of the teachers (Constant). It’s a handball tournament. They did one last year, and now we’re doing a new one. Basically, we have a tournament between the four main schools in Kérou. There is both a girls and boys tournament. The teams play back to back, so the opposite gender is there to root on their classmates. Between each match, there is a little time where we discuss issues, this time mostly related to gender and gender relations. For example, the first theme is “Girls in Sports”, where we talk about why it’s important for girls to play sports as well as boys, and what BOTH sexes benefit from the inclusion of girls. We will also talk about sexual relations (if it’s a good idea to start them when still in school), STIs and AIDS, sexual harassment in schools (a huge issue here; teachers sometimes coerce their female students into sleeping with them, and while illegal, this isn’t strictly enforced), and various issues that block the success of girls in school and in work, etc. It’s really fun, actually. I get to watch high-school games. It’s a reminder of how people of every culture can be the same underneath. The girls roll and tie their shorts and tops to make them tighter and more stylish, just like all the girls on my sports team did. They cheer on the boys with various chants. The boys seem too cool to lead girly chants, even though their teachers keep telling them to support their classmates. Both sexes stand on the sidelines during the games, discussing with each other and watching. They clap and jeer and yell “oh!” The teachers/coaches yell advice, which the players promptly disregard, (“Slow the game down! SLOW IT DOWN! Slow—oh come on!”).

Except for the first week, I have chosen a different team to lead the in-between-game discussion, so it’s not just me preaching to them. I went to one school this week, so they could prepare a poster and some ideas. I am excited to see how this works out this Saturday!

My Savings and Loans group is coming along. I printed out individual books where they will get stamped every week they pay their group fee/savings. I also printed out a whole group of papers that essentially make up and accounting book, filled with fees/savings, expenses, fines, loans, and the final “Account Totales”. The idea is to keep blank copies of these; then every year they can go and make more copies, and fill those in over the year, so it keeps going even without me and my computer.

Still, trying to make people understand all of the concepts is difficult. And I’m worried that if someone makes a mistake, they wouldn’t know how to go back and fix it, or even how to figure out what the mistake is. For example, in just the two meetings I missed, they already added things together wrong, which I caught by just adding things together in my head. By head-math seems to be impossible for people. (I think this is sometimes due to the school, which puts may more emphasis on memorization, then being able to look at any set of numbers and add them; or so I’ve been told.) And everything just takes SO. LONG. The totals, done at the end of every meeting should take a total of maybe a whole minute, but actually takes 5 or 10.


So, yeah, things are still chugging along. At a very Beninese pace.